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Writer's pictureMartha Preuett

When Your Toddler Leaves You Speechless


It’s late, the kids are all asleep, and you’re doing your last minute pre-bedtime routines. Dishwasher is started, lights turned off, teeth brushed, and jammies are on. You’re eight months pregnant, so even though you already peed like three times in the downstairs toilet before coming upstairs, you decide to make one more quick trip before bed.

On entering the upstairs bathroom, you decide to fill the humidifier before trying to pee again. When you open the top drawer to retrieve some oils for the humidifier/diffuser, you notice that the q-tip box is missing, which is weird.


After taking the humidifier back to your room, you return to the bathroom and open the toilet lid to, well, you know, pee. BUT YOU CAN’T, BECAUSE THERE IS AN ENTIRE OPEN BOX OF Q-TIPS UPSIDE DOWN IN THE BOTTOM OF YOUR TOILET.


In this instance, you really have to ask yourself: What would Jesus do?



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